Description Programmer Price List
Sooner or later, almost everyone will probably be confronted with the situation where someone else wants to dictate how to do their job. This is especially annoying when the other person is obviously not an expert and eagerly talks despite lacking expertise. Fortunately, we have found a way for programmers to put a stop to such behavior!
If someone wants to tell you how to work next time, just point to the “Programmer Price List” T-shirt. The depicted list clearly shows how your hourly rate changes in response to certain disruptions. Someone constantly looking over your shoulder? 50 dollars extra! The person has already messed up the project? 100 dollars extra! Once you strictly enforce this list, no one will dare to interfere with you, and you can fully concentrate on your job! :)