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Problem - Engineer - Solution

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Engineers are particularly efficient. The main reason for this lies in their near-perfect dedication to their work, as illustrated in this diagram....

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EXPLAIN vs UNDERSTAND

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Trying to explain something to other people can be quite frustrating. You can simplify it, but they have to use their own brains... and that can be...

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Technically the glass is always full

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Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Simply look at the glass and tell us if it's half full or half empty ...Everyone knows this pseudo-scientific p...

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You broke something

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Imagine arriving at the office, sitting down at your desk in order to do all the important bug fixes , whilst sipping your coffee... when all of t...

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Rekursion

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To understand recursion, you have to understand recursion first.

Matheprobleme?

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Helping others solving their problems with maths - no problem! Just give them your number. ;)This shirt is available in German, only. :(

Turning it off and on again

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What's the most popular answer to calls at the IT support hotline? Of course the sentence: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?&q...

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Kein Backup - Kein Mitleid

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Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will know what the following situation is like: "Can you help me? My computer crashed and I can't get to a...

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Freud's Your Mom

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If you delve deeper into the works of the infamous psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud, you'll start to descend into slightly smutty realms. Suddenly, ciga...

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This Shirt Is Blue

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If you run really, really fast this green T-shirt might appear blue. And by fast we mean extra racy ;).This effect is caused by the Doppler effect,...

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Get a Life

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Do you have friends who make fun of you when you tell them that you were playing World of Warcraft the whole week? By wearing this t-shirt, you can...

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Geek Pin No

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No. You won't get an explanation of what's so great about this button. Sometimes a simple no has to be enough.

Self-Talk

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Sometimes you're the one closest to yourself. The ‘Self-talk’ T-shirt bears the humorous slogan: ‘Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need the ...

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Geek Pin Octopi

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What's better than a Pi? Eight pi, or more precisely one octopi. This number is exactly eight times more infinite than pi. You don't believe us? Wh...

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Wayne-Train

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"Toot Toot, here comes the WAYNEtrain taking your story to the WHATEVERest because nobody cares...

Han Shot First

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Greedo: "(Speaking Huttese) You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship." Han: "Over my dead body." Greedo: "(S...

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That is impossible

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Don't you agree that it's annoying that so many people speak before they think? This shirt may help you in your struggle against the non-thinkers! :)

Geek Pin Kleinphi Macht Auch Mist

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It doesn't always have to be a large cattle phi, a herd of small phi can also be very productive. However, it is better not to eat the meat rho...

Erzaehlmirnix

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Erzaehlmirnix

Network Security

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So, your computer centre urgently needs better security? Are you perfectly qualified for the job? Then don't hesitate: Become a member of the ...

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PEBKAC

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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...

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The Book Was Better

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Anyone who reads will probably agree that when it comes to the comparison between movies and books: The book was better.Our own imaginations are so...

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Geek Pin RTFM

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Before bothering other people, it's always a good idea to read the manual. Or as this pin puts it bluntly: read the fluffing manual!

Quotes

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We decided it's once again time to create another meaningful T-shirt design! YaySo, we made some expressive quotation marks and then a nice se...

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Immature

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Oh, those bores who think we should all act our age and behave! What a crazy (not to mention booooriiing) idea! Yeah, yeah, we know they think gami...

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Control Life Shirt for Magic Players

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Trading card games like Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh! all follow the same basic concept: you draw cards and try to reduce your opponent's life total to zero. ...

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Hooray Sports

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Did you see that ridiculous display last night?The perfect start for a manly conversation about sports!Of course, you need to dress right, but you ...

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Book Lifting

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Do you see your body as the home for your spirit, and a way of showing off your geeky shirts?Do you feel happy and healthy as long as your brain ge...

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Combo Life Shirt for Magic Players

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If you've ever played a trading card game like Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh!, you'll know the situation shown on the "Combo Life" t-shirt all too well: you've...

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Tron Life Shirt for Magic Players

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For a player of trading-card games, nothing is worse than having amazing cards in your hand but not enough mana to play them. This situation is usu...

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Aggro Life Shirt for Magic Players

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When it comes to trading card games like Magic , there are a few different types of players: some rely on the late game and huge creatures, others ...

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./configure make make install

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There are two kinds of people: Linux user and... those other guys (people who might not understand this shirt). You will recognize them by their ab...

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DotA LoL

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If the rivalry between gamers happened, MOBA, DotA would probably win over LoL. Thanks to deny*, the opposing LoL would never gain experience and g...

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