Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
(In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.)
According to the myth, more than a hundred million years ago the mighty Cthulhu came to the Earth. Unfortunately, he wasn't able to implement his plan to destroy our planet (phew!). Instead, he was cursed and banished to the floor of the Pacific Ocean, where he 'lives' a lonely existence in a death-like state of sleeping.
But Forbearance is no acquittance!
That's just because the stars aren't right. When the stars are right, it doesn't matter how many boats hit him – he'll sink whole continents and lick off the people like salt off a pretzel!
Let's hope we're still a long way off from his return, but while we're waiting, you can prepare yourself for his arrival with his soft representative, the
Cthulhu Plush.
Cthulhu Plush is not as aggressive as the original Cthulhu (so be nice to him because he doesn't like to be put into water!), but you can sit him on your desk, for example, and his warning glance will probably make you work three times faster than usual! Or maybe you can have him protect you from monsters under your bed or in your closet at night, for no other monster would dare to approach you when you've got Cthulhu Plush on your side!
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.
Cthulhu is alive, and it's only a matter of time before he wakes! Who knows, maybe he'll even reward you with a quick and painless death when he gets to know how carefully you took care of his Cthulhu Plush :)
Technical info:- Dimensions: 28cm x 24cm x 21cm
- Material: 100% polyester, stuffed with cotton wool, in the lower part and the face tentacles with granulate for more stability
- Weight: 250g