Here you can find all our geeky textiles. You can alternatively select a subcategory in the left navigation to see some of them only.
Almost all imprints are available as t-shirt, girlie, sweat-shirt or bag.
Geek Wear
I took the red pill
Who wouldn't like to escape reality once in a while, just to realize that the world is not like it seems at all...
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I love my geek
They really exist; and in growing numbers day by day - women who love geeks..
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My computer is BIGGER, BETTER and FASTER than yours!
The ideal T-shirt for the next LAN party!
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will work for bandwidth
We are working on a referendum to acknowledge bandwith as a human necessity ;)
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Reality is where the pizza delivery guy...
There has to be something else than servers out there - where else should the pizza guy come from?
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Bluescreen
Does this shirt take any words? Who doesn't know the f$*#%ing Win and its everyday bluescreens...
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born to frag
You are every LAN party's hero and win every ego shooter blindfold? You NEED this shirt!
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cd pub; more beer
If you think shells only live in the sea, this shirt is probably not really meant for you.
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Pacman
We are only left with the question whether all future kids become NBA superstars, captains, or druids when they've grown up...
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Rock Scissors Paper Spock Lizard
Rules for an addition of the Rock Scissors Paper game on a shirt.
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127.0.0.1
Just in case someone in real life wants to have your IP (again :), but you can't stand her (or him): no problem, just show them your shirt...
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overclocked
If you could only overclock yourself just a little... Maybe just right before your next exam.
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all your base are belong to us
They do exist: the classics among the computer games... Those were the times... *lostinthoughts*
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SYN/ACK
The back says ACK.SYN/ACK are the "commands" that the TCP/IP protocol uses to establish every connection.
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there is no place like 127.0.0.1
Home sweet home. Does anyone really like to use strange computers?
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hacker
Linus has its penguin, BSD its demon, Perl its camel and the hacker community uses this symbol, called glider.
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1+1=10
You always calculated in binary, even in primary school? This shirt shows it to everybody.
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Doom
Rumours abounded that this shirt makes it possible to walk through atomic waste without damage.
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21 is only half the truth
The answer to all questions is - as we all know - 42. It should be clear that 21 can only be the half of the truth.
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How many people can read hex
As a programmer, you should understand the subtle message of this shirt without problems.
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Your Text
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I steal music off the internet
With this shirt you can tell the music industry how the 21st century works :)
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Social Engineering Specialist
Sometimes it's very easy to get a hold of the password from important computers...
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Latex
It has been ages since you started OpenOffice because you write even your letters with Latex?
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The sun hates me
Wouldn't it be nice to sit inside your dark room and in front of your pc the whole day?
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C64
Do you also take down your old C64 from the attic from time to time? Do you still enjoy playing the old games?
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Life is too short for 56k
Life is definitely too short to wait endlessly while you are surfing the web.
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Your skill in Reading
Why don't you get such cool messages as in all role-playing games when one of your real-life skills has improved?
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Do not feed the trolls
Unfortunately, Trolls are not only living in Norway, but are also showing up in the internet from time to time.
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STFU
If your friends in real life are annoying the hell out of you: Why don't you answer with a short STFU in the future?
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Glider Symbol
This shirt shows the glider symbol as a small emblem on the left side of the breast.
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Pirates of the internet
Nowadays the pirates are from the internet and not from the caribean anymore!
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The end is near
On January 19, 2038, exactly on 03:14:07 (GMT) the 32-bit Unix time variable will be filled completely!
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I read your email...
Not only for admins or BAFHs, but for everybody whose buddies think he is a computer genius.
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I will not fix your computer
Unnerved of having to configure AOL for the tenth time or because a friend's Windows PC freezes again?!
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select * from users where iq > 60
Uh Oh... Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...
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RTFM
An answer for all those dumbhead questions... Now you don't even have to go to the trouble of opening your mouth for that.
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born to be root
Some people are born to be womanizers... Others have a different destiny :-)
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I root - you nothing
With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts: Your server - your kingdom
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scan my network and die
For all those perfectionist admins among you who watch their port monitor 24/7.
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Network Security
Your computer center urgently needs a better security? And you think you are perfectly qualified for the job?
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May the source be with you
Not only a parody on Star Wars, but also an ideal of the Open Source community.
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there is no bug
Even on t-shirts, the number of bugs grows by the day. All getDigital t-shirts are of course way past the beta phase ;)
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/* no comment */
Who ever comments his source code:It was hard to write - it should be hard to understand..
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reverse engineer
Are there better things than understanding hardware and software from other programmers?
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CVS
You are part of a big software project and you are desperate about it? This shirt is the solution to your problems...
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NULL Pointer
Programmers who use pointers should be careful because they aren't far away from hell.
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Assembler
All assembler programmers should know these few line: Start and end of a function.
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1+1=10
You always calculated in binary, even in primary school? This shirt shows it to everybody.
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Sei Epsilon kleiner null
Rumour has it that some mathematicians got mad when they read this sentence.
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God said
If the bible had been written by physicists, the maxwell equations would have been in it for sure.
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Black holes
God also makes errors while calculating - it's a pity that this always destroys whole planets.
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Two is the oddest prime
The prime 2 is really odd, because it's the only prime that is not odd.
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I don't work here
Are you also bothered by those unnerving customers who always ask: "Where is ...?"
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Ist das gerecht
Shirt to the German internet meme "Ist das gerecht gegenüber denen, die arbeiten?"
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You have to move...
Unfortunately, the majority of people doesn't, and they are satisfied with it.
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true or false ?
Who tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or, maybe, right is not right and wrong is right!? Matter of opinion?
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Video Surveillance
You can use this shirt to express your opposition to the growing video surveillance.
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Stop internet censorship!
T-shirt to demonstrate against the internet censorship in Germany!
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