NO. shirt
Sometimes it not a blessing to be computer literate - especially, if others are whining for help all the time.
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I root - you nothing
With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts: Your server - your kingdom
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I read your email...
Not only for admins or BAFHs, but for everybody whose buddies think he is a computer genius.
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I don't work here
Are you also bothered by those unnerving customers who always ask: "Where is ...?"
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I will not fix your computer
Unnerved of having to configure AOL for the tenth time or because a friend's Windows PC freezes again?!
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born to be root
Some people are born to be womanizers... Others have a different destiny :-)
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select * from users where iq > 60
Uh Oh... Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...
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RTFM
An answer for all those dumbhead questions... Now you don't even have to go to the trouble of opening your mouth for that.
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scan my network and die
For all those perfectionist admins among you who watch their port monitor 24/7.
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Network Security
Your computer center urgently needs a better security? And you think you are perfectly qualified for the job?
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