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export EDITOR export EDITOR

Used correctly, sadists will have a lot of fun with this command.

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IT-Afro IT-Afro

Shirt with the hair portrait of Moss, admin at Reynholm Industries.

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IT Service Wheel of Response IT Service Wheel of Response

An Admins life is not easy... there is always someone who needs your assistance...

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NO. shirt NO. shirt

Sometimes it not a blessing to be computer literate - especially, if others are whining for help all the time.

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Turning it off and on again Turning it off and on again

The best answer to 90% of all support questions.

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BOFH BOFH

With this shirt, the world of users will tremble at the mere thought of you!

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scan my network and die scan my network and die

For all those perfectionist admins among you who watch their port monitor 24/7.

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I am root I am root

Isn't it a good feeling to have power over hardware and users?

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I root - you nothing I root - you nothing

With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts: Your server - your kingdom

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Network Security Network Security

Your computer center urgently needs a better security? And you think you are perfectly qualified for the job?

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I read your email... I read your email...

Not only for admins or BAFHs, but for everybody whose buddies think he is a computer genius.

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Your Text Your Text

You have a congenial quote that we do not have in our portfolio yet? You want to have your website on a shirt?

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I will not fix your computer I will not fix your computer

Unnerved of having to configure AOL for the tenth time or because a friend's Windows PC freezes again?!

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Chinese ?? (I read your email) Chinese ?? (I read your email)

You don't speak chinese? Then simply turn your head right...

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I don't work here I don't work here

Are you also bothered by those unnerving customers who always ask: "Where is ...?"

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Bow before me for I am root Bow before me for I am root

Admin? This is your shirt!

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born to be root born to be root

Some people are born to be womanizers... Others have a different destiny :-)

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select * from users where iq > 60 select * from users where iq > 60

Uh Oh... Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...

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RTFM RTFM

An answer for all those dumbhead questions... Now you don't even have to go to the trouble of opening your mouth for that.

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