Geek Shirts

"I love my geek" Shirt and Binary Wrist Watch as a gift set for a discount price!

Tabletennis can be rather hazardous - At least, when you challenge Darth Vader.

Exploded assembly drawing of the Android Mascot.

The Android Mascot as Leonardo da Vinci would have drawn it - probably.

This shirt matches the popular internet meme created by the graphic designer Bob Averill.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

If you understand this shirt, you are probably older than 30years of age.

Android does not like bitten-into apples.

This phrase is the trademark of Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory.

Shirt about trolling in newsgroups and about the internet meme trollface.

Rules for an addition of the Rock Scissors Paper game on a shirt.

Did you ever ask yourself why progress bars are not available in real life?

"Hello my friend" in the language of the elves from the fantasy epic The Lord of the Rings.

Trivial Patents are absolutely unnecessary...

It is dangerous to go alone - Better take a sword with you!

This shirt illustrates the relation between Steve Jobs and Android with a King Kong scenario.

Steve Jobs dressed as a Ghostbuster fighting Android Marshmallow Man.

Darth Vader and his Stormtroops shipwreck with a TIE Advanced.

Only the dice make the difference between life and death of your hero during battle.

The pop tart cat with the rainbow - Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!

Are you audacious enough? This is the matching shirt for the Challenge accepted meme.

"I like it" - matching shirt for the Rage Face Comic Meme.

Apples are for eating - nothing else.

Shirt with Broken Image Trouble Code instead of a usual picture on it.

Just now, the reader of this shirt has been added to the Google Plus Circle "people who read my shirt".

The matching shirt for the internet meme Ceiling Cat – Beware! She is watching you!

Show everyone with this shirt that you are a Pastafarian and believe in his noodly appearance.

The internet consists of a system of tubes, and only exists to transmit LOLcat pictures!

... because there is no place like home in front of you own computer.

... because only a whole apple is a good apple.

The appropriate shirt for the internet phenomenon Rage face Comics.

The appropriate shirt for the Rage face Comic meme Fuck yea guy.

The ultimate shirt for all Android fans!

Wear this shirt to show people that not everyone is allowed to access your server!

Shirt for girls with German text to get rid of unwanted adorers.

The Klingon curse Your mother has a flat forehead! in original language and font.

A shirt with the looooong cat from the longcat-meme.

A shirt for all designers: The names of the CMYK color-scheme on a shirt

To understand recursion, you have to understand recursion first.

Advertise for Nerds as boyfriends with this shirt

Become a horrible zombie in a blink of an eye by pulling this shirt over your head.

This shirt is about the German minister for internal affairs, who refused to ackknowledge security risks of the new German identity card.

It is so annoying to go out with underdeveloped AIs!

Real life would be much better if you could "Like" people in real life, too!

Building instructions for an impossible device.

Using the word fnord, the Illuminati are controlling the human race.

On January 19, 2038, exactly on 03:14:07 (GMT) the 32-bit Unix time variable will be filled completely!

The word Hacker in Japanese on a shirt.

Great, someone read my shirt! I have to tweet that!

The perfect shirt to confuse your designer friends!

The facepalm-smiley on a shirt.

Nowadays the pirates are from the internet and not from the caribean anymore!

Homo geekensis is ruling the evolution!

Using this shirt you can easily advertise for your Twitter account.

Unicode is a very good thing - at least when your software supports it.

Inspired by a discussion about a German geek blogger called fefe.

The famous sentence from the famous science-fiction series.

Whose university or school graduation did not benefit from Wikipedia?

Sometimes, table based layout have been very handy.

Geeks are the natural enemies of warranty void stickers.

Searching for a japanese girlfriend in Japanese on a shirt.

The japanese character for "flight from reality" on a shirt.

Start a flame war with this japanese shirt.

Even Unix has no clue how to explain the women.

This shirt shows the glider symbol as a small emblem on the left side of the breast.

Your own text coded into a QR code on a shirt!

Unfortunately, Trolls are not only living in Norway, but are also showing up in the internet from time to time.

Everyone knows the problem: Wrong encoding.

Did you know that God collaborates with the RIAA?

#000000 printed in black on a black shirt :)

Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but someone had to say it :)

If you think shells only live in the sea, this shirt is probably not really meant for you.

Linus has its penguin, BSD its demon, Perl its camel and the hacker community uses this symbol, called glider.

Let's be honest: the real reason for the internet is porn.

This quote by Linus is right dead-on :)

Tell your admin colleagues that they don't have access to your server.

ROFL, he said LOL in RL :)

What the f*k?

The answer to all questions is - as we all know - 42. It should be clear that 21 can only be the half of the truth.

Consequently, on the back of this shirt: </geek>

As a programmer, you should understand the subtle message of this shirt without problems.

You have a congenial quote that we do not have in our portfolio yet? You want to have your website on a shirt?

Who wouldn't like to escape reality once in a while, just to realize that the world is not like it seems at all...

Geeks have known it for a long time now: computers are better than sex....

WYSIWYG - What you see is what you get. Of course, this is also true in reallife :)

Perfect for your next blind date.

If you don't get this one, you belong to the rest... ;-)

Just in case someone in real life wants to have your IP (again :), but you can't stand her (or him): no problem, just show them your shirt...

With this shirt you can tell the music industry how the 21st century works :)

The slogan is on the back of the shirt.

They really exist; and in growing numbers day by day - women who love geeks..

If you could only overclock yourself just a little... Maybe just right before your next exam.

Sometimes it's very easy to get a hold of the password from important computers...

Initially created for girls... ;)

"You are dumb" in binary ASCII-code.

Linux - The choice of the GNU generation

42 is "the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything".

You always calculated in binary, even in primary school? This shirt shows it to everybody.

Who doesn't feel dizzy when offline?

! 4|\/| |)4|\/||\| 1337 8|_|7 700 |)|_||\/|8 70 \/\/|2!73 ;)

Use your eBay feedbacks in reallife

The ideal T-shirt for the next LAN party!

Uh Oh. Bannded from real life... Oh well, I'll code in peace then...

It has been ages since you started OpenOffice because you write even your letters with Latex?

We are working on a referendum to acknowledge bandwidth as a human necessity ;)

The back says ACK.SYN/ACK are the "commands" that the TCP/IP protocol uses to establish every connection.

Wouldn't it be nice to sit inside your dark room and in front of your pc the whole day?

There has to be something else than servers out there - where else should the pizza guy come from?

There has to be an end to this dumb "Connection reset by peer"

Do you also take down your old C64 from the attic from time to time? Do you still enjoy playing the old games?

Does this shirt take any words? Who doesn't know the f$*#%ing Win and its everyday bluescreens...

Home sweet home. Does anyone really like to use strange computers?

Life is definitely too short to wait endlessly while you are surfing the web.